the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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