Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I think people are normalizing furries
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Randomize
