I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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