How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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