so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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