do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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