I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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