why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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