Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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