tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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