we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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