she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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