Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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