What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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