it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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