just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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