98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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