he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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