Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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