We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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