so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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