You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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