I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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