So drunk, too bad you don't want this
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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