im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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