in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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