we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
whose parrot is this?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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