..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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