He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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