Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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