It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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