i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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