when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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