I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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