I look better un-naked...
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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