I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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