U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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