Soap is not a condiment
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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