please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I'm really busy with my period
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