roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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