i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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