Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Can I color on your dick again?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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