I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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