that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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