IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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