do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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