He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
