OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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