So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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