I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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