so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
