i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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