it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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