im drinking this country out of the recession.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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