Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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