white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he fucked my hip out of place.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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