so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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