my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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