This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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