Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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