Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Duck Duck Cougar?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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