Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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