no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm really into asian looking animals
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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